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128 would you rather questions for friends, family and parties: everyday dilemmas, silly choices, superpowers and tough calls. Funny, clean and fine for any group.

How to play

Read the question out. On three, everyone points: left for the first choice, right for the second, and no sitting on the fence. Whichever side has fewer people explains themselves, which is where the fun starts.

Want the answers secret? In an online room (three players or more) everyone answers on their own phone, then guesses how many will pick the first choice. Only the count is ever shown, never a name, and the closest guesses score.

Would you rather questions

Everyday Dilemmas

Small choices people have big opinions about. 32 questions.

  1. Would you rather always be ten minutes early, or always be ten minutes late?
  2. Would you rather have a rewind button for your life, or have a pause button for your life?
  3. Would you rather only be able to whisper, or only be able to shout?
  4. Would you rather live without music, or live without films?
  5. Would you rather have every traffic light turn green for you, or never have to wait in a queue again?
  6. Would you rather be the funniest person in the room, or be the smartest person in the room?
  7. Would you rather always have a song stuck in your head, or never be able to remember how a song goes?
  8. Would you rather live somewhere it's always summer, or live somewhere it's always winter?
  9. Would you rather be famous for something silly, or be unknown for something amazing?
  10. Would you rather wake up at 5am every day feeling great, or sleep until noon every day and wake up groggy?
  11. Would you rather know how every film ends before you watch it, or never find out how any film ends?
  12. Would you rather have free books for life, or have free cinema tickets for life?
  13. Would you rather live in a treehouse, or live on a houseboat?
  14. Would you rather speak every language in the world, or play every instrument in the world?
  15. Would you rather always know what time it is without looking, or always know which way is north?
  16. Would you rather always be good at small talk, or always know a great joke to tell?
  17. Would you rather have a house with a slide instead of stairs, or have a house with a secret passage?
  18. Would you rather have to sing everything you say, or have to dance everywhere you go?
  19. Would you rather have a perfect memory, or have a perfect sense of direction?
  20. Would you rather wear only one colour forever, or never wear the same outfit twice?
  21. Would you rather be the best player on a losing team, or be the worst player on a winning team?
  22. Would you rather have a robot that does all your chores, or have a robot that remembers everything for you?
  23. Would you rather always know the right thing to say, or always know the perfect present to give?
  24. Would you rather watch only one film for the rest of your life, or listen to only one album for the rest of your life?
  25. Would you rather never have to do the washing-up again, or never have to fold laundry again?
  26. Would you rather always win at board games, or always win at video games?
  27. Would you rather have a giant garden, or have a giant library?
  28. Would you rather be able to fall asleep anywhere in seconds, or never feel tired?
  29. Would you rather have a holiday by the beach, or have a holiday in the mountains?
  30. Would you rather have every day feel like a Friday, or have every day feel like the first day of a holiday?
  31. Would you rather always get the window seat, or always get the last slice of pizza?
  32. Would you rather have a fridge that's never empty, or have a phone that never runs out of battery?

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Silly & Strange

Ridiculous choices, argued about very seriously. 32 questions.

  1. Would you rather have a pet dragon the size of a cat, or have a pet cat the size of a dragon?
  2. Would you rather only be able to walk backwards, or only be able to get around by hopping?
  3. Would you rather talk like a pirate forever, or talk like a robot forever?
  4. Would you rather wear oven gloves for a whole day, or wear flippers for a whole day?
  5. Would you rather live in a world made of jelly, or live in a world made of marshmallow?
  6. Would you rather only ever eat food that's blue, or only ever eat food that's shaped like a star?
  7. Would you rather live in a castle made of LEGO, or live in a spaceship made of cardboard?
  8. Would you rather speak only in rhyme, or end every sentence with the word banana?
  9. Would you rather have a squirrel follow you everywhere, or have a parrot that repeats everything you say?
  10. Would you rather sneeze glitter, or hiccup bubbles?
  11. Would you rather live in a house shaped like a shoe, or live in a house shaped like a teapot?
  12. Would you rather have a fridge that gives you life advice, or have a toaster that tells you jokes?
  13. Would you rather wear clown shoes every day, or wear a superhero cape every day?
  14. Would you rather have your thoughts appear as subtitles above your head, or have a laugh track play after everything you say?
  15. Would you rather travel everywhere on a giant tortoise, or travel everywhere on a pogo stick?
  16. Would you rather be understood only by ducks, or understand only what cows are saying?
  17. Would you rather live inside a snow globe, or live inside a dolls' house?
  18. Would you rather swap lives with a cat for a day, or swap lives with a cartoon character for a day?
  19. Would you rather have a theme tune play wherever you go, or have a narrator describe everything you do?
  20. Would you rather bounce everywhere instead of walking, or float a few centimetres above the ground?
  21. Would you rather have a goldfish that sings opera, or have a hamster that breakdances?
  22. Would you rather have a sandwich that refills itself, or have a hot chocolate that never goes cold?
  23. Would you rather be followed everywhere by a marching band, or be followed everywhere by a flock of very polite geese?
  24. Would you rather turn into a penguin every Monday, or turn into a pineapple for an hour every day?
  25. Would you rather live where it rains custard, or live where it snows popcorn?
  26. Would you rather communicate only through interpretive dance, or communicate only through charades?
  27. Would you rather have a sofa that's always warm, or have a bed that makes your breakfast?
  28. Would you rather have a pet rock that can talk, or have a pet cloud that follows you around?
  29. Would you rather only be able to eat with chopsticks, or only be able to eat with a ladle?
  30. Would you rather drive a giant rubber duck, or fly a shopping trolley?
  31. Would you rather have socks that are always slightly damp, or have a jumper that's always slightly itchy?
  32. Would you rather have a doorbell that plays your favourite song, or have a front door that only opens when you tell it a joke?

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Superpowers & Fantasy

Magic, powers and adventures you'd actually choose. 32 questions.

  1. Would you rather be able to fly, or be able to turn invisible?
  2. Would you rather read minds, or see the future?
  3. Would you rather talk to animals, or talk to plants?
  4. Would you rather teleport anywhere, or stop time whenever you like?
  5. Would you rather breathe underwater, or survive in space without a suit?
  6. Would you rather have super strength, or have super speed?
  7. Would you rather be a wizard, or be a superhero?
  8. Would you rather live in the world of your favourite book, or live in the world of your favourite video game?
  9. Would you rather fly a dragon, or ride a unicorn?
  10. Would you rather shrink to the size of an ant whenever you want, or grow as tall as a building whenever you want?
  11. Would you rather explore the deepest part of the ocean, or explore a brand-new planet?
  12. Would you rather visit the time of the dinosaurs, or visit the year 3000?
  13. Would you rather control the weather, or control gravity?
  14. Would you rather have a magic carpet, or have a time machine?
  15. Would you rather learn any skill just by watching it once, or remember everything you've ever read?
  16. Would you rather walk through walls, or jump over buildings?
  17. Would you rather have a bag that's bigger on the inside, or have a door that opens anywhere in the world?
  18. Would you rather be the best student at a school for wizards, or be the best pilot in a space fleet?
  19. Would you rather make friends with a friendly ghost, or make friends with a friendly alien?
  20. Would you rather make anyone smile just by looking at them, or make plants grow just by touching them?
  21. Would you rather be able to copy any voice perfectly, or be able to draw anything perfectly?
  22. Would you rather have a robot best friend, or have a talking-animal best friend?
  23. Would you rather be able to breathe fire, or be able to freeze things with a touch?
  24. Would you rather glow in the dark whenever you want, or change colour like a chameleon?
  25. Would you rather ride a giant eagle, or ride a giant sea turtle?
  26. Would you rather find a genie with three wishes, or find a map to a hidden treasure?
  27. Would you rather be a mermaid, or be a centaur?
  28. Would you rather have a dragon egg that's about to hatch, or have a wand that only works on Tuesdays?
  29. Would you rather have a pencil that brings your drawings to life, or have a notebook that answers any question?
  30. Would you rather be able to fix anything just by touching it, or be able to find anything that's lost?
  31. Would you rather have boots that let you walk on water, or have gloves that let you climb any wall?
  32. Would you rather be the hero of a fairy tale, or be the hero of a space adventure?

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Tough Choices

Harder to answer than they look. Expect a debate. 32 questions.

  1. Would you rather know what happens in the future, or be able to change one thing in the past?
  2. Would you rather be really good at one thing, or be quite good at everything?
  3. Would you rather have more free time, or have more money?
  4. Would you rather live in a big city, or live in the countryside?
  5. Would you rather travel the world for a year, or have your dream job for a year?
  6. Would you rather know what everyone thinks of you, or never know what anyone thinks of you?
  7. Would you rather be the leader of the team, or be the one who makes the leader look good?
  8. Would you rather have one best friend, or have lots of good friends?
  9. Would you rather be brilliant at explaining things, or be brilliant at listening?
  10. Would you rather be the best at a sport nobody has heard of, or be average at the most popular sport in the world?
  11. Would you rather do a job you love that pays a little, or do a job you don't love that pays a lot?
  12. Would you rather be known by everyone, or know everyone?
  13. Would you rather give up the internet for a year, or give up TV and films for a year?
  14. Would you rather give up your phone for a month, or give up sweets for a year?
  15. Would you rather read every book ever written, or watch every film ever made?
  16. Would you rather plan every detail of a holiday, or decide everything on the day?
  17. Would you rather remember every dream you have, or choose what you dream about?
  18. Would you rather have endless ideas but little time, or have endless time but few ideas?
  19. Would you rather be brilliant at art, or be brilliant at sport?
  20. Would you rather speak in front of a crowd of thousands, or sing in front of ten friends?
  21. Would you rather have a small home somewhere beautiful, or have a huge home somewhere dull?
  22. Would you rather meet your favourite celebrity, or meet your favourite fictional character?
  23. Would you rather invent something everyone uses, or write a book everyone reads?
  24. Would you rather relive your best day ever, or see your life ten years from now?
  25. Would you rather always be honest, even when it's awkward, or always be kind, even if it means a white lie?
  26. Would you rather be the person who plans the party, or be the person who makes the party fun?
  27. Would you rather win an Olympic medal, or win a Nobel Prize?
  28. Would you rather live somewhere with amazing food, or live somewhere with amazing views?
  29. Would you rather always be the first to try something new, or always wait until you know it's good?
  30. Would you rather have a famous recipe named after you, or have a star named after you?
  31. Would you rather be stranded on an island with your best friend, or be stranded there with a survival expert?
  32. Would you rather never have to wait for anything, or never have to hurry for anything?

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